DINOSAUR RIDDLES
01. How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
02. How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
03. What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
04. What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?
05. What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
06. What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
07. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
08. What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
09. What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?
10. What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
11. What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
12. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
13. What does a triceratops sit on?
14. What is an Iguanodon’s favorite playground toy?
15. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
16. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
17. What was T. rex’s favorite number?
18. What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
19. What’s better than a talking dinosaur?
20. What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
21. Where did Velociraptor buy things?
22. Where do dinosaurs buy fun gifts?
23. Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
24. Which dinosaur slept all day?
25. Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
26. Which writer has the best dinosaur stories.
27. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
28. Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
29. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
30. Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?