Advice Frog – rainbowsntrees

ADVICE FROM A FROG
Make a splash.
Look before you leap.
Don’t jump to conclusions.
Enjoy a good swim.
Stretch your legs often.
Spend time at your pad.
Hop to it!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you get when you cross frog and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake?
What do you get when you cross a frog and an alligator?
What do you get when you cross a frog with some mist?

ANSWERS … Bunny ribbit … Croakadile … Croaker spaniel … Ham-phibian … Hopsicle … Jump rope … Kermit the Fog

FROG RIDDLES
How deep can a frog go?
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kermit. Kermit who?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Toad? Toad who?
5. This story is _____.
What did one frog say to the other?
What did the frog say as he looked through the books at the library?
What do Scottish frogs play?
What do frogs do with paper?
10. What do window-cleaning frogs say?
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
What do you call a frog spy?
What do you call a frog that lies?
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
15. What do you get when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
What does a bankrupt frog say?
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
20. What happened when the frog’s car broke down?
What happens when two frogs catch the same fly?
What is a frog’s favorite candy?
What is a frog’s favorite exercise?
What is a frog’s favorite flower?
25. What is a frog’s favorite game?
What is a frog’s favorite hot drink?
What is a frog’s favorite music?
What is a frog’s favorite year?
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
30. What jumps up and down in front of a car?
What kind of frog do you find on a farm?
What kind of frog lives in a tree house?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What’s a frog’s biggest flaw?
35. What’s green and can jump a mile a minute?
What’s green and loud?
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
What’s the world’s weakest animal?
When is a car like a frog?
40. Where do frogs go to get glasses?
Where do frogs hang their coats?
Where do you get frog’s eggs?
Where does a witch’s frog sit?
Why are frogs always happy?
45. Why couldn’t the snake talk?
Why did the frog go to jail?
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
Why did the frog go to the hospital?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
50. Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
Why was a frog flying?
Then why was a snake flying?
Then why was the eagle flying?

ANSWERS
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night
A toad, she croaks if you even touch her
An am-fib-ian
At the spawn shop
Baroke, baroke, baroke
Because it ate a helium balloon
Because it ate the flying frog
Because it has wings
Bullfrog
Croak and dagger agent
Croak-us
Frog with hiccups
Froghorn
Froglights
He jump-started it
He needed a hoperation
He robbed a riverbank
He wanted to robbit
He was afraid of getting toad
He was newt to the area
Hip hop
Hop in
Hop-Scotch
Hoptician
Hot croak-o
I toad you already – listen
In the croakroom
It had a frog in his throat
Jumping Jacks
Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.
Knee-deep Knee-deep
Leap year
Leapfrog
Lily
Lollihops
Mistletoad
Morse toad
On a toadstool
Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!
Ribbiting
Rip it, rip it
Rub-it, rub-it
Rubbit
Tadpole
The one who drinks Canada Dry
They eat whatever bugs them
They get tongue-tied
They’re always jumping to conclusions
Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies
Tree frog
Unhoppy
Wart’s new?
When it’s being toad

Frogs have long legs, longer than their head and body, which are made for hopping.
Toads, have much shorter legs and prefer to crawl around rather than hop.
Frogs have smooth, somewhat slimy skin. Toads have dry, warty skin.

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