ADVICE FROM A CHICKEN
Hatch good ideas.
Cackle with your friends.
Give your sweetie a peck.
Start from scratch.
Stick together.
Look after your brood.
Don’t let life ruffle your feathers!
RIDDLES
A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
What does a mixed-up hen lay?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do tough chickens come from?
Where do you get frogs’ eggs?
Why do hens lay eggs?
ANSWERS
An eggroll
At the spawn shop
Deviled eggs
Hard-boiled eggs
If they dropped them, they’d break
Roosters don’t lay eggs, hens do
Scrambled eggs
Yes, it cracked me up
EGG EXPRESIONS
You are Egg-ceptional
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket means:
Do not risk everything but placing too many hopes on one job or project.
The expression “He that would have eggs must endure the cackling of hens” means:
Men who work with many women should expect some difficult times.
The expression “You cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs” means:
In order to get what you want you have to give up something else.
To egg someone on means:
To encourage or dare someone to do something that may be unwise or dangerous.
To have egg on one’s face means:
To feel like a fool.
To kill the goose that lays the golden egg means:
To destroy something that is valuable or profitable to you.
To lay an egg means:
To give a bad
MEANING OF THE FOLLOWING …
He counts his chickens before they’re hatched.
He’s a good egg.
Last one in is a rotten egg.
You egghead.
EGG PUZZLES
