ADVICE FROM THE EARTH
Be well rounded
Keep a positive atmosphere
Have a magnetic personality
Celebrate diversity
Think globally
Be good to your mother
There’s no place like home!

RIDDLES
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
How do you cut the ocean in half?
How does mother earth feel about wind power?
If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
What did the baby LED bulb say to his mommy?
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
What did the little tree say to the big tree?
What did the tree wear to the pool party?
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
What is the smartest renewable energy?
What kind of plant grows on your hand? 
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
What’s the biggest moth in the world?
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
Why are people always tired on Earth Day?
Why are recycle bins optimistic?
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
Why did the sun go to school? 
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Why do tornadoes zigzag?
Why is grass so dangerous?

ANSWERS
A mammoth!
Because it’s full of blades.
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Because they just finished a March.
Because they’re full of cans.
Brain power.
I wuv you watts and watts.
It was feeling green.
It waves.
Leaf me alone!
Palm tree.
Privacy.
Sep-timber!
She wanted to grow a power plant.
She’s blown away.
Swimming trunks.
They’re dizzy.
Thunderwear!
To get brighter.
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
You crack me up!
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.
With a sea saw.