ADVICE FROM BIRDS
Bluebird – Cardinal – Chickadee – Chicken – Eagle – Great Blue Heron
Hawk – Hummingbird – Loon – Owl – Peacock – Penguin
Raven – Rooster – Turkey – Wood Duck
RIDDLES
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Did you hear the story about the peacock?
What bird is always sad?
What bird is with you at every meal?
What birds are found in Portugal?
What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner?
What do you call a bird in the winter?
What do you give a sick bird?
What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
What’s yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings?
What’s noisier than a whooping crane?
Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
Who is even smarter than a talking bird?
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
ANSWERS
A re-tail store!
A spelling bee!
A swallow!
A trumpeting swan!
Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!
Because it’s too far to walk!
Because they forgot the words!
Brrr-d!
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
Portu-geese!
The blue jay!
The crane!
Tweetment!
Two 500 pound canaries!
Yes, it cracked me up!
Yes, it’s a beautiful tale!
How many of these cartoon birds can you identify?
Fictional Birds
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg? (Yes, it cracked me up!)
Did you hear the story about the peacock? (Yes, it’s a beautiful tale!)
What bird is always sad? (The blue jay!)
What bird is with you at every meal? (A swallow!)
What birds are found in Portugal? (Portu-geese!)
What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner? (Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!)
What do you call a bird in the winter? (Brrr-d!)
What do you give a sick bird? (Tweetment!)
What kind of bird can carry the most weight? (The crane!)
What’s yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings? (Two 500 pound canaries!)
What’s noisier than a whooping crane? (A trumpeting swan!)
Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail? (A re-tail store!)
Who is even smarter than a talking bird? (A spelling bee!)
Why do birds fly south for the winter? (Because it’s too far to walk!)
Why do hummingbirds hum? (Because they forgot the words!)
Why do hummingbirds hum? (Because they forgot the words!)
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? (Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!)
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? (Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!)