ADVICE FROM A HORSE
Take life’s hurdles in stride.
Loosen the reins.
Be free spirited.
Keep the burrs from under
your saddle.
Carry your friends when they need it.
Keep stable.
Gallop to greatness!
HORSE RIDDLES
Doctor, I feel like a pony!
How long should a racehorse’s legs be?
What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
What do you give a sick horse?
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
What sickness do horses hate the most?
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
What type of horses only go out at night?
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
ANSWERS
A neigh-bor!
All of them. Houses can’t jump!
Cough stirrup!
Don’t worry, you’re just a little hoarse!
Hay fever! – He thought he might get a kick out of it!
I’m a little hoarse!
It was too heavy to carry!
Long enough to reach the ground!
Nightmares!
One is reined up and the other rains down!
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!
Stable tennis!
The rope wasn’t tied to anything!
Whinny wants to!
A horse is tied to a fifteen-foot rope and there is a bale of hay 25 feet away from him.
The horse however is still able to eat from the hay. How is this possible?
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse – Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth – Don’t shut the stable door after the horse has bolted – Get off your high horse – Hold your horses – Horse and cart – Horse feathers – Horse-sense – If wishes were horses, beggars would ride – Pony up – Put the cart before the horse – Road apples – Straight from the horse’s mouth – You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink
HORSE PUNS
