ADVICE FROM A LLAMA
LListen to your heart
LLook on the bright side
LLet your hair down once in a while
LLearn to LLaugh more
LLive and LLet LLive
LLove LLife!
A mountaineer enters town by llama on Friday, staying there for 3 days before leaving. He leaves on Wednesday. How could this be?
Two camels were facing in opposite directions. One was facing due East and one was facing due West. They were in the desert so there was no reflection. How can they manage to see each other without walking around or turning around or moving their heads.
A rich old Arab has three sons. When he died, he willed his 17 camels to the sons, to be divided as follows:
First Son to get 1/2 of the camels, Second Son to get 1/3rd of the camels, Third Son to get 1/9th of the camels.
The sons are sitting there trying to figure out how this can possibly be done, when a very old wise man goes riding by on his camel. They stop him and ask him to help them solve their problem. Without hesitation he divides the camels properly and continues riding on his way. How did he do it?
An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower will win. The brothers, after wandering aimlessly for days, ask a wise man for advise. After hearing the advice they jump on the camels and race as fast as they can to the city. What did the wise man say?
Camelidae Family
Alpaca / Bactrian and Wild Bactrian Camels / Dromedary / Guanaco / Llama / Vicuna
https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-seven-extant-species-of-the-camelidae-family.html
Who Am I?
LLAMA RIDDLES
How do llamas respond when someone says, “thank you?”
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
How do zoo keepers wake the animals in the morning?
Want to go on a picnic?
5. What did Mario say when he saw an alpaca?
What did the camel say to the llama?
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
What did the llama say to the depressed camel?
What did the llama say to the grass?
10. What did the llama say when he was invited on vacation?
What did the llama say when he was invited on a camping trip?
What did the llama say when he was robbed?
What did the llama see when he looked in the mirror?
What did the mom and dad camel name their baby born without a hump?
15. What do llamas like to drink?
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
20. What do you call a secret group of llamas?
What do you call getting squeezed by two llamas?
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a llama?
What’s more amazing than a talking llama?
Where do llamas go on vacation?
25. Who is the llama spiritual leader?
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Why don’t llamas like singing with backing music?
Alpacas: Soon it’ll be the … Llamas: Soon it’ll be …
ANSWERS
A dipllama
A spelling bee
Alpaca lunch
Alpaca my bags
Alpaca tent
Alpacalypse
Alpacapuco
Don’t worry. You’ll get over this hump
Don’t-a worry! It’s a fals-a llama
Fleece Navidad
Fleeced to meet you
Getting llaminated
His spitting image
Humphrey
I’ve been fleeced
Let me teach you how to spit
Llama-nade (lemonade)
Llamageddon
Llamaste
Nice gnawing you
No probllama
No spit, Sherlock
The Dalai Llama
The i-llama-nati
They have an alpacanic
They prefer to sing alpacapella
They set their allamas
Turtleneck sweater
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart
ANSWERS
A mountaineer – HIS AMLAL IS LCLAED NWSEAYDDE
Two camels – YEHT RWEE AINFGC AHCE RTOEH
A rich old Arab – https://www.braingle.com/brainteasers/1677/arabs-camels.html
An Arab – https://riddlesbrainteasers.com/camel-race/
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