ADVICE FOR A NEW YEAR
Live in the moment.
Maintain balance in your life.
Choose your thoughts wisely.
Have more fun and laugh more.
Do new things that challenge you.
Be kind to yourself and others.
RIDDLES
01. How come no one listens to New Year’s resolutions?
02. Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who?
03. Knock knock! Who’s there? Razor. Razor who?
04. Knock knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who?
05. My new year’s resolution is to procrastinate.
06. Name the most recent year in which New Year’s came before Christmas.
07. Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve.
08. They say New York has the best New Year’s Eve Party…
09. What did the cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?
10. What did the farmer give his wife on New Year’s Eve?
11. What do comedians spend a lot of time doing on New Year’s Eve?
12. What do snowmen like to do on New Year’s Eve?
13. What do you say to someone when you see them after the ball drops on New Year’s?
14. What does a Ghost say on January 1st?
15. What does a monster say on New Year’s?
16. What happened to the fireworks who were arrested on New Year’s Eve?
17. What happened to the woman who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve?
18. What is a New Year’s resolution?
19. What is corn’s favorite day of the year?
20. What should you never eat on New Year’s Eve?
21. What’s a New Year’s resolution?
22. What’s a cow’s favorite night of the year?
23. What’s the easiest resolution to keep?
24. What’s the easiest way to keep your New Year’s resolution to read more?
25. What’s the one group that hates New Year’s Day?
26. Where can you find comedians at a New Year’s Eve party?
27. Where is New Year’s Eve so Mathematical?
28. Why are there so many vampires out on New Year’s Eve?
29. Why did the boy have to go to the doctor on New Year’s Day?
30. Why do birds fly south for New Year’s Eve?
31. Why do so many people smile in December?
32. Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
33. Why does the person who runs Time’s Square on New Year’s feel like a failure?
34. Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?
35. Why shouldn’t you go jogging on New Year’s Eve?
ANSWERS
-A to-do list for the first week of January
-Abby New Year
-Chill out
-December 31st
-Fire crackers
-For Old Fangs Time
-For cheese a jolly good fellow
-Happy New Cheer
-Happy New Fear
-Happy boo year
-He always drops the ball
-Hogs and kisses
-I haven’t seen you since last year
-I will wait till tomorrow to start
-I’d say it’s overrated — every year they drop the ball
-In the punchline
-It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
-It’s too far to walk
-Moo Year’s Eve
-New Ear’s Day
-Put the subtitles on your TV
-Razor glass and toast the New Year
-She got 12 months
-Something that goes in one year and out the other
-The New Year’s Eve’s clean-up crew
-The ice falls out of your drinks
-They go in one year and out the other
-They were let off
-This year, I’m going to be myself
-This year. New Year’s always comes before Christmas
-Times Square
-To ring in the new year
-To start off the new year in a cool way
-Too many punches Waiting for a punchline
-Waiting for a punchline
