RIDDLES
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day? 
How can you tell when a squirrel is in love?
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
5. How does a vampire refer to his sweetheart?
What did one oar tell the other oar? 
What did one volcano say to the other?
What did the bat say to his Valentine?
What did the bear say to his Valentine?
10. What did the calculator say to the pencil? 
What did the cat say to his Valentine?
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
What did the chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
15. What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day?
What did the drum say to his Valentine?
What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
What did the light bulb say to his Valentine?
20. What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb? 
What did the octopus say to his Valentine?
What did the owl say to his Valentine?
What did the painter say to his Valentine?
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
25. What did the pickle say to his Valentine?
What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?
What did the squirrel say to his Valentine?
What did the train say to his Valentine?
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep?
30. What did the girl sheep say back to the boy sheep?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
What do you call a crab that doesn’t share his Valentine candy?
What do you call two birds in love?
35. What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
What flowers are kissable?
What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
What Valentine’s Day candy is only for girls?
What’s the most romantic part of the ocean?
40. Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?
Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day?
Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
45. Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?

Put this on, and warm you’ll be. Take one off, and an emotion, you’ll see.

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with a pretty girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long trip that would last a week. Before leaving, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?