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A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station on April Fools Day and stole all the lavatory equipment.
A and C were going to prank their friend…
Can February March?
Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
Do you know all about April 1st?
Did you know bees become indecisive after April?
I promise this joke does not contain any horse puns whatsoever…
I’m a librarian so I put out a display of invisible books on April Fools day.
Joe’s mother had four kids. The first three were named April, Fools, and Day. What was the fourth one named?
The best time to propose is on April 1st because …
What did April Fools’ Day say after it won an award?
What do you call a bear caught in April showers?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a prankster’s holiday?
What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks on April Fools’ Day?
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with April 1?
What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday?
What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
Why can April jump so high?
Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?
Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?