ADVICE FROM A DEER
Look both ways
before you cross the road.
Be a good listener.
Know when to lay low.
Tread lightly on the earth.
Take time to browse.
Leap over obstacles.
Don’t pass the buck!
Types of Deer Around the World
Cervids – The Deer Family (Deer, Elk, Moose and Caribou)
The deer (family Cervidae) comprises 43 species of hoofed ruminants in the order Artiodactyla.
They are notable for having two large and two small hooves on each foot.
Also for having antlers in the males of most species and in the females of one species.
DEER RIDDLES
Did Rudolph go to school?
Did you hear about the nice deer?
Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa’s reindeer are a great team?
How do deer clean their feet?
5. How do you compliment a deer?
How do you get into Donner’s house?
How do you see a deer behind you?
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?
10. How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
What board game do deer families always play?
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
15. What did the deer say after he finished eating?
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
20. What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
What do deer read?
What do deers call hunters?
25. What do reindeer play in their stalls?
What do reindeer say to their kids?
What do teenagers play at slumber parties?
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
What do you call a deer with a doctorate degree?
30. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call deer in outer space?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
35. What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
What does a reindeer say before he tells a joke?
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
40. What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
What kind of virus can reindeer catch?
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
45. What’s a buck’s least favorite type of bread?
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Where does Santa and his reindeer go to get hot chocolate while flying in the sky?
50. Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Who did the deer invite to her birthday party?
Who laughed and called Rudolph names?
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
Why did the deer go for a run?
55. Why is Mrs. Claus always hugging the reindeer?
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
ANSWERS
A hart surgeon
A non-deery diet
About eight bucks, nine during bad weather
Bambee
Bambi-dextrous
Bamboo
Buck-gammon
Comet
Cookie-doe
Cupid
Deer-ner
Deery Queen
Doe foes
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts
Elk-a-seltzer
Fawn over her
Fawn-dant
Fawn-due
Fawn-tasia
Go to a retail shop for a new one
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel
He had buck teeth
Her deerest friends
Hindsight
Hoof paste
Ice cold deer
It looks at its calen-deer
No, he was ‘elf’ taught
No-eye-deer
Nothing; it’s on the house
Olive, the other reindeer
Rain-deer
Reindeer flew
Rings the deer bell
She had a hart of gold
She had stag fright
Sour doe
Stable tennis
Stagazines
Star bucks
Star-bucks
The hoof fairy
They are so deer to her
To doe off some steam
Truth or deer
Yep, that’s what I’ve herd
You ring the “deer”-bell
“Don’t go deer!”
“Good buck!”
“I feel like a million bucks!”
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
“I love you deerly.”
“I spent too much doe!”
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
“That was deer-licious!”
“This one will sleigh you.”
“You are doe funny!”
Deer to be different! / Good-i-deer! / Hang on for deer life! / How deer you! / I love you deer-ly!
It’s the fawn of a new day! / This is so much fawn!
LINE UP SANTA’S REINDEER
Santa always leaves plans for his elves to determine the order in which the reindeer will pull his sleigh. This year, for the European leg of his journey, his elves are working to the following schedule, that will form a single line of nine reindeer: … Comet behind Rudolph, Prancer and Cupid. Blitzen behind Cupid and in front of Donder, Vixen and Dancer. Cupid in front of Comet, Blitzen and Vixen. Donder behind Vixen, Dasher and Prancer. Rudolph behind Prancer and in front of Donder, Dancer and Dasher. Vixen in front of Dancer and Comet. Dancer behind Donder, Rudolph and Blitzen. Prancer in front of Cupid, Donder and Blitzen. Dasher behind Prancer and in front of Vixen, Dancer and Blitzen. Donder behind Comet and Cupid. Cupid in front of Rudolph and Dancer. Vixen behind Rudolph, Prancer and Dasher
Animal Walks into a Bar
Three animals walk into a bar – a duck, a skunk and a deer.
They go up to the bar and order 3 drinks.
“5 dollars,” Says the bartender.
The deer looks at the duck and says, “I don’t have a buck to my name!”
The skunk cries, “I have no money, not even a scent!”
The duck says to the bartender, “It’s alright, just put it on my bill.”
A piece has disappeared in each of the above two deer pictures.
One of the cuts below the picture fits. Which one is it?
Keep in mind that the pieces may be rotated to make this brain teaser a little more difficult.
Answers
Line Up Santa’s Reindeer … Prancer Cupid Rudolph Dasher Blitzen Vixen Comet Donder Dancer
ANSWERS
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