RIDDLES
01. A man walks into a park with his wife. They feed ducks in a pond .Later on, he says “Duck, Duck!” What did he mean?
02. How do you get down off an elephant?
03. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
04. There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there in total?
05. What did the duck say after he went shopping?
06. What do ducks watch on TV?
07. What do you call a crate of ducks?
08. What do you call a duck that steals?
09. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
10. What do you get when you cross a duck with a flame on the Fourth of July?
11. What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?
12. What does a duck like to eat with soup?
13. What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
14. What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
15. What happens when a duck flies upside down?
16. What time does a duck get up?
17. What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?
18, What’s the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
19. Why are ducks bad drivers?
20. Why did Mama Duck scold her goslings?
21. Why did the duck get fired from his Easter job?
22. Why do ducks have tail feathers?