ADVICE FROM A PUMPKIN
Be well- rounded.
Get plenty of sunshine.
Give thanks for life’s bounty.
Have a thick skin.
Be outstanding in your field.
Keep growing. – Think big!

PUMPKIN RIDDLES
How are gourds so healthy and strong?
How do pumpkins get to the roof?
How do pumpkins greet each other?
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
5. How do you make a pumpkin roll?
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
What did the pumpkins say to the pie baker?
What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
10. What do adventurous pumpkins do to have fun in their spare time?
What do you call a chubby jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a pretty pumpkin?
What do you call an obnoxious pumpkin?
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
15. What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking?
What does a pirate jack-o-lantern wear?
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
What is the similarity between pumpkins and cats?
What kind of pumpkin wears a football helmet?
20. What’s a jack-o-lantern’s favorite movie?
What’s black, white, orange, and waddles?
What’s orange and goes “choo choo”?
What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
When asked how he was, what did the pumpkin reply?
25. When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?
Who comes to the field when a pumpkin is sick?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the street to school?
Who is the grand leader of all pumpkins?
Why are pumpkins not very good at academics?
30. Why couldn’t the teacher take the class to the pumpkin patch?
Why did the chef add baking soda to the pumpkin spice lattes?
Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
Why did the witch color her toenails orange during autumn?
Why didn’t the pumpkin cross the road?
35. Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

ANSWERS
A pumpkin patch
A pumpkin patch
A pumpkin patch
Both wait at the porch for their humans to get home.
By pumpkin iron (pumping iron)
Cut it out
Go bungee gourd jumping
Gourdgeous
Happy Hollowing
Her trick to hide in the pumpkin patch
I’m vine. Thank you
It didn’t have the guts
It fell off the wagon
It was located in a seedy part of town
Jerk-o-lantern
Jock-o-lanteern
Patch Adams
Penguin with a jack-o-lantern
Place it at the top of a hill
Please use apples instead
Plumpkin
Pulp Fiction
Pumpkin in train-ing
Pumpkin Pi
She had a pumpkin for a coach
Squash
The Crossing Gourd
The Pumpking
Their brains were scooped out
They use a jack-o-ladder
To make them even more basic
With a pumpkin patch
When you drop it – then it’s squash
You look a little sick. Get well soon!
Your teeth

GIVE-AWAY
Print Pumpkin Poop.
Buy Candy Corn.
Put both in gift bag.

ANSWERS

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