Advice Wolf – rainbowsntrees

ADVICE FROM A WOLF
Trust your instincts.
Be at home in nature.
Keep your den clean.
Stand fur what you believe.
Stay on track.
Howl with your friends.
Be a leader.
Pack life with good memories!

WOLF RIDDLES

A wolf that uses bad language is known as a ___.
After the wolf swallowed the farmer’s clock, what happened?
How can a wolf go eight days without sleep?
How do wolves prefer their meat cooked?
5. How do wolfs eat?
How far can a wolf run into the woods?
How many teeth does a wolf have?
I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he’s ___.
If a rooster lays an egg at 5:00 AM. When can a wolf eat the egg?
10. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl. Howl, who?
These wolf puns are ___.
What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
What did the Big Bad Wolf do after his workout?
What did the wolf say after he stubbed his toe?
15. What do dogs say when they meet a wolf?
What do wolves call runners and joggers?
What do wolves do at midnight parties?
What do you call a wolf who crosses the street twice in the same day?
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
20. What do you call a wolf who works as a lumberjack?
What do you do if you see a wolf walking down the street as you are driving along?
What do you get when you cross a wolf and a monkey?
What do you get when you cross a wolf and a parrot?
What do you get when you cross a wolf and a snowman?
25. What does a wolf call humans in sleeping bags?
What does a wolf say on Halloween?
What is a wolf’s favorite day of the week?
What happened when the wolf chased the banana?
What happens when you cross a wolf with a sheep?
30. What is a wolf’s favorite leafy green?
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
What is a wolf’s favorite tree?
What is the best car to give a wolf?
What should you do if you find a wolf in your kitchen?
35. What’s scarier than a where wolf?
What’s the name for the entrance to a wolf’s den?
When he was chewing the skeleton, why did the wolf laugh?
When wolves howl and owls awake, what is visible in the sky?
Where did Mozart hang out?
40. Where does a werewolf go if he loses his tail?
Why can’t a wolf living in Canada be buried in America?
Why did the wolf need to talk with the skeleton?
Why was the wolf arrested at the butcher’s shop?

ANSWERS
A double-crosser
A full moon
A here wolf
A howl-way
A howler monkey
A timber wolf
Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra
Aroo-gula
Aroooowwww
Aware wolf
Fast food
Frostbite
Halfway – After that he would be running out of the woods
Happy Hoooowloween
He got ticks all over
He got to the funny bone
He had a bone to pick with him
He huffed and he puffed
He is still alive
He sleeps at night
He was caught chop lifting
Hope he doesn’t see you
Hot pockets
Howl you know unless you open the door
Howlarious
I don’t know, but when it talks, you better listen carefully
I don’t know. I was too busy running to count
In a Wolf gang
Keep on driving
Lu-pine
Moonday
Never. Roosters don’t lay eggs
Rare, but preferably still running down the street
Swearwolf
The banana split
The howl-o-days
They have a howling good time
They wolf it down
To a re-tail store
Wolfswagon Rabbit
Woolf
Woolf Woolf
You have to get a new sheep

WOLF GOAT CABBAGE … A man has a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. He needs to transport all of this across the river in a boat. The boat is small, so he can only transport one thing with him at a time. He can use the boat to cross as many times as he wants. However, there are difficulties: If he takes the wolf, the goat will eat the cabbage. If he takes the cabbage, the wolf will eat the goat. How can he transport all three to the other side? How many trips will it take? (The wolf doesn’t like cabbage.)

ANSWERS
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snoᴉɹɐʅʍoH ·___ ǝɹɐ sund ɟʅoʍ ǝsǝɥꓕ
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uʍop ʇᴉ ɟʅoʍ ʎǝɥꓕ ¿ʇɐǝ sɟʅoʍ op ʍoH ·𐑕
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ʇɥɓᴉu ʇɐ sdǝǝʅs ǝH ¿dǝǝʅs ʇnoɥʇᴉʍ sʎɐp ʇɥɓᴉǝ oɓ ɟʅoʍ ɐ uɐɔ ʍoH
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ɟʅoʍɹɐǝʍS ·___ ɐ sɐ uʍouʞ sᴉ ǝɓɐnɓuɐʅ pɐq sǝsn ʇɐɥʇ ɟʅoʍ Ɐ