Body Percussion
Hand Fitness
Hugs
If My Body Were a Car
Skeletons

Did you pick your nose? (No, I was born with it!)
How do you make a skeleton laugh? (Tickle her funny bone!)
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? (Unhoppy!)
What body part don’t you need? A spine. It’s holding me back!
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? (I have my eye on you!)
What did the left eye say to the right eye? (Something between us smells!)
What did the skeleton order for dinner? (Spare ribs!)
What do ghosts use to clean their hair? (Sham-boo!)
What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? (Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!)
What do you call a fish without an eye? (fsh!)
What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work? (Lazy bones!)
What do you call a frog with no legs? (Unhoppy!)
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? (A rookie!)
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? (Lazy bones!)
What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner? (They gave her the cold shoulder!)
What has a bottom at the top? (Your legs!)
What has a hundred heads and a hundred tails? (One hundred pennies!)
What has eight legs and eight eyes? (Eight pirates!)
What has no fingers, but many rings? (A tree!)
What has one eye but cannot see? (A needle!)
What kind of flower grows on your face? (Tulips!)
What kind of hair do oceans have? (Wavy!)
What makes music on your hair? (A head band!)
What should you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns? (Go for the juggler/jugular!)
What smells the best at dinner? (Your nose!)
What’s the best thing to put in a pie? (Your teeth!)
What’s the most musical bone? (The trom-bone!)
Why are snakes hard to fool? (You can’t pull their leg!)
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? (Because then it would be a foot!)
Why couldn’t the snake talk? (He had a frog in his throat!)
Why did the clown wear loud socks? (So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep!)
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? (To get to the second-hand shop!)
Why did the viper viper nose? (Because she adder handkerchief!)
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? (It didn’t have the guts!)
Why don’t you wear a cardboard belt? (That would be a waist of paper!)
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? (Because it is the scenter!)
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? (Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!)