This past Sunday Carol and Elaine went to the 10:30 AM service and the new pastor was long winded and his sermon was quite long.
After the service was finally over, Carol said to Elaine, “The sermon was beautiful don’t you think?”.
Elaine replied “Oh yes it was, but a bit too long. Next week I’m bringing my cushion to sit on, these benches are too hard.”
She continued to say, “You know Carol at one point during the sermon I thought my butt went to sleep.”
Carol said, “I know, I heard it snore three times.”
