ADVICE FROM A DOLPHIN
Have a playful spirit.
Be curious.
Find someone you really click with.
Sound out new ideas.
Glide through the day with ease.
Find your life’s porpoise.
Jump for joy!
DOLPHIN RIDDLES
How did the octopus make the dolphin laugh?
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
If dolphins lived on land, where would they live?
What did the dolphin do when he lost his keys?
What did the dolphin say when he broke his neighbor’s window?
What did the ocean say to the dolphin?
What do you call a dolphin that can cook?
What would a depressed dolphin say to his therapist?
What’s a dolphin’s favorite show?
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Where do dolphins sleep?
Why did the dolphin blush?
Why did the dolphin get a low score on his test?
ANSWERS
A Flippertarian
Finland
He flipped out
He was below C-level
I just feel like I’m swimming in circles
It saw the ocean’s bottom
It wasn’t on porpoise
Nothing, it just waved
On water beds
They flipper coin
Vitamin Sea
Whale of Fortune
With ten-tickles
JOKES and PUNS … I met a dolphin the other day, and we just clicked.
I only make dolphin puns on porpoise. / I’m flippergasted by these jokes!
My life finally has a porpoise. / That’s a whale of a good pun. / This is dolphinitely fantastic.
Coloring Pages … Finspiration
Dolphin Research Center … Famous Dolphins of TV and Movies
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision? They flipper coin.
If dolphins lived on land, where would they live? Finland.
What did the dolphin do when he lost his keys? He flipped out.
What did the dolphin say when he broke his neighbor’s window? “It wasn’t on porpoise!”.
How did the octopus make the dolphin laugh? With ten-tickles!
What did the ocean say to the dolphin? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a dolphin that can cook? A Flippertarian.
What would a depressed dolphin say to his therapist? “I just feel like I’m swimming in circles,”
What’s a dolphin’s favorite show? Whale of Fortune.
What do dolphins need to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea!
Where do dolphins sleep? On water beds.
Why did the dolphin blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!
Why did the dolphin get a low score on his test? He was below C-level.